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distraction:

fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

holy where do i get one
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courfiusette:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”

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moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description
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dansdansrevolution:

kanyewesticle:

what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops

I’m imagining thousands of people being pushed violently to the ground by a single sheet of water. It’s fucking hilarious.

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